Contest Prize: A print of
The other day I accidentally uploaded an image into a wrong folder in one of the Groups I watch. The group is [link]
where such a thing is a crime! Unfortunately, the folder was also entitled I am Dumb.
This is the folder they reserved for aesthetes like me who are too preoccupied with matters of high art to pay full attention to the important affairs of the world (like where to correctly upload your nude photos) and for others who really are, in fact, just plain dumb.
OK, so it was a mistake, and I asked politely for my image to be removed. My polite request, together with his first reply are now 'hidden'. But one thing Im not is dumb and so when my request was denied, I didnt have much more time for their argumentative Administrator who poked fun and belittled me. Now youd think it might have been just as easy for the Administrator to pass over my transgression. It was, after all, my first offence. No apparently, it wasnt easy for him to do that. It wasnt easy at all.
Anyway, testosterone raised, and slightly irked at myself (and him), we then exchanged a few artistic pleasantries and you can follow the rest of our delightful little exchange here [link]
you can see its ended badly for me. My reputation is now in tatters and all I can do now is seek revenge by holding the little contest mentioned below.
You see, theres more I want to add to our conversation, but for some reason hes blocked me from adding any more of my usually erudite comments in furtherance of the cause of Art onto any of his Groups pages.
And thus hes now doubly insulted me by denying me the last word in our little spat. This is a serious mistake on his part. Because we Irish werent held as slaves by the English for 800 years without learning a thing or two about guerrilla warfare, satire, and revenge. And this is where the contest comes in.
Im asking you all to leave a comment there on my behalf, to leave a comment like a wounded Irishman would. Im asking you to speak up for the silenced and the oppressed, lend your voice to the other 51 members in the Group who are still terrorised by its ruling dictatorship, strike a blow for justice and freedom, and leave your comment now.
Think carefully before you leave your comment graffiti. This is a serious competition: Remember, the person who leaves the funniest, wittiest, and best put-down will receive a print of
Leave a link here to your reply and Ill award the prize at the end of the week